Clarkson Go

All four of us met on a trip to Scotland, in search of the Loch Ness Monster. Johnny was part of an expedition entitled Fiddles and Hans. While Russ was a member of a rival expedition group, led by his uncle David Suzuki. Barber was wanted in 6 provinces of Canada for zoophilia. Naturally he headed straight for a new challenge... fornicating with the biggest mofo'n animal ever. Mike was abducted by three henchmen, each named butch, so they were extra tough. As it turned out they worked for a druglord named Ricardo Escobar who met Mike just hours after he was abducted. Immediately, Mike was a favourite of the man, with his soft delicate features. Mike was eventually put to work in the warehouse, shipping kilo's of everything. After a strange mix up, too strange to even begin to describe, Mike was trapped inside a crate destined for Scotland. For 48 hours he had nothing to eat but the best mushrooms you'd ever find..no joke. He was trippin balls. The four met under the most coincidental of situations, John and Russ were both scuba-fighting like crazy and John was getting seriously double teamed by that smart bastard David Suzuki. While battling, they couldn't help but notice a strange figure lurking in the darkness. This was it, the moment they had been waiting for, years of research and dedication rested on this.Slowly the creature emerged, but it had a strange lump around its tail. Upon closer inspection, that lump was Barber, trying to fornicate with it, what a sick person. As the three emerged, all satisfied in their own ways, they spotted a kid swimming in the distance. This derranged young man turned out to be Mike, still heavily under the influence of shrooms. Mike was under the impression that he was a yacht. The newly introduced quartet swam to shore and exchanged their overly complex tales of adventure. The four became friends (even Russ and Johnny) and soon discovered that they were all from Clarkson, Mississauga. Shortly after, while walking into a mus

Band Members

Johnny- Guitar, Vocals
Mike-Drums
Barber- Guitar
Russ-Bass