Once upon a time, the great and powerful Chuck Norris crafted a space station that would guard the seven great galaxies. His objective was to rid the void of the crime and reckless havoc that bounty hunters had cast over the star systems. However one day Chuck Norris grew tired of protecting the planets and grew homesick for his planet earth. But he was in need of a noble Jedi Knight who was willing to guard the galaxies in his stead. A young man by the name of Logan arose to the challenge to aid the great Norris in the fight for freedom. But the brave Jedi did not want to hold such a responsibility on his own. So Logan the Great, embarked on a journey to find three other Jedi, to serve under his rule and maintain justice amidst the stars.
On this mission, Logan recruited:
“Andrew the Awesome” (whose ability to shred guitar is unparalleled by anyone in the seven Galaxies),
“Oliver the Wise” (whose ability to manipulate nuclear sound waves through his vocal chords is most impressive)
“Mark the Magnificent” (whose unmatched skill at the drum kit enables him play faster than the human ear can hear)
Together with Logan’s highly refined “Bass Bending” technique, the four became known as “Crash the Tea Party”… this is their story…
Band Members
Oliver Wickham, Guitar/Lead Vocals
Andre McCaffery, Guitar
Logan Arsenault, Bass/Backing Vocals
Mark Palmero, Drums
hey man, you're really good, and only 17, good work.
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