The year is 2008. The punk music culture continued an era of trash can sounding mayhem and screaming voices with ear piercing riffs of non-sense. The true punk culture has been taken by the brainless teens from the planet Vomitabuttcrackus.
Inside a rural resident garage in LaSalle, a band formed together to create melodies with an assortment of cookies.
Thus the 1st generation of J.A.N. was
created. Months pass, the band tours successfully. More months pass, the
records their first hits. Many more months pass, two band mates were ubducted leaving the two original creators with no cookies to go around.
Times became tougher, More teens land on Earth to steel the punk culture. Until
two other curious musicians with twizzlers licorish and ketchup chips take interest to join a band. One, a master of arms. The other, a master of finances. Both were taken in without resumes, or payrolls and began a new generation of J.A.N.
One night at a local indoor recreational facility, the band entertain their melodic skills with a fun game of glow-golf. Out of nowhere, a green xmas alien and a tiny green half naked man (resembling the hulk) encounter the band. They bring bad news that the punk culture is deteriorating around the universe, and it was up to the new band to rebuild it as it was. All 7 formed and secret alliance and toured their asses off with outstanding tours, bone breaking performances, and convienient stops at the local seven eleven. They were unstoppable, except for earth's winter hybernation period.
To this day. The band still rocks harder than Austrian algebra and will continue to recreate the punk culture as it was meant to be recreated!!!!
Band Members
Adam (Master of Bass) - Being the oldest of the band mates, Adam's musical background and partnership is the influenzal of the team.
Steve (Self-Taught Evil Viola Executioner) - Steve's impressive guitar skills attract a grand female audience of One. More updates to come.
Mike (Tardy but Talented) - Famous for his missed band practices and late arrivals during performance. His impressive Black, Gold plated Gibson Les Paul guitar and skillful techniques keep the balance of the band.
John - (Crazy, Mysterious, Vulgar, and Tits) Saving the band from eternal failure, John's two year old playstaion 2 rockband drum set can transform to a full 7-piece, 2 handed, 2 footed, Quad Core, 23-axis, National League, Anti-lock, Mult-purpose, battle-bot.
Alice (Band Manager) - Banished to the family fun centre recreational facility, Alice coincided with the band to create tour dates and practice meetings for the good of all punks.
