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Est Lawndartos

Est Lawndartos is a Alternative, Metal, Punk band from Cottam, ON
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Est Lawndartos was formed by 4 creatures that wanted to get the word out of the greatest band of the world. This band was known as The Lawndarts

The Lawndarts are the world's only a'cappella death metal band. The band consisted of the following people...

CANNIBALLUS SLASHEROUS
Sinister Devil Grunts

tOXiC pIXIE sTICK
Technically Superb Air Bassist

BITESIZE MCGRAW
Very Narcistic 10 Stringer

MARK WILLFUCKINKILLYOU (aka fillyou (for the ladies))
Beats of Nudity


Very few people can comprehend the shear awesomeness that is a'cappella death metal. It's both comedic as it is full of style. Most will hate it because their ideas of music are bleak and narrow minded, but those few who choose to embrace it understand the joys that music can bring to people. Brutal music in a lighthearted context; dark comedy; all the like can be enjoyed

Est Lawndartos was formed by four people that understood a'cappella death metal, but instead choose to direct it towards the narrow minded in an attempt to help people understand. They play all of the tunes of the Lawndarts, but with sounds that are not made via vocal chords and air instruments. Instead, they use "real" instruments. They play thrash versions of all of the songs; same lyrics, same structure, different media. The four people that choose to create this music go by the following names

CANNIBOLOS SLASHEROS
Vocals, Guitar

PIXOS STICKOS TOXITICOS
Bass, Backup Vocals

BITMINIDOS
Is no longer in the band. He died from super aids... and tigers... gay tigers, from which is was given the super aids

CARLOS WILLFUCKINKILLYOU
Drums


Their live set is fully choreographed and all of their songs are under two minutes in order to keep high energy and fresh tunes. All of the lyrics of the songs consist solely of the titles of the songs. In this manner, all crowds can learn and sing along to songs the first time they hear them.

Est Lawndartos prides the stage show they create. High energy, humour, sing a longs, crowd participation, costumes, and at the very least, ENTERTAINMENT. A live show of just music is boring; live music is about a complete package

The Lawndarts shall live on as the greatest band of all time...
Est Lawndartos is just the mainstream vessel in which they travel

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Valkyries-Epiphany
Valkyries-Epiphany wrote Jun 16/09
Oi how 'bout on the way to the taco joint, we hit up a beer store. Love the punk feel in the songs,thats what its all about ahah!

-Gopher

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Lawndarts wrote to Valkyries-Epiphany Jun 10/09
Thank you for friendship compadres. If you wanna hit up a taco joint in the future let us know

EL

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Lawndarts wrote to VERMIN Mar 29/08
VERMIN says:Lawndarts says:Sup bitches?

I remember OUR first supernova show... vaguely... enjoy it while you can. The first one is the best. Then you realize you won't ever be able to sell $10 tickets to the people you know more than once

But yeah, shows, summer, we'll do it up punks
STICK//LAWNDARTOSlmao ya the whole ticket thing is kinda lame and the well ya lol but hey are u guys a band any more if ya are we got some shows commin up if u want inWe're definately interested. When d'ya have in mind?
Message us details (and an email address or something. I'll add you up in MSN) and we're do it up

STICK//LAWNDARTOS

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Lawndarts
Lawndarts wrote to VERMIN Mar 28/08
Sup bitches?

I remember OUR first supernova show... vaguely... enjoy it while you can. The first one is the best. Then you realize you won't ever be able to sell $10 tickets to the people you know more than once

But yeah, shows, summer, we'll do it up punks
STICK//LAWNDARTOS

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baptismbyfiremetal
baptismbyfiremetal wrote Jan 13/08
fuckin eh dude tacos are key! were playing jan25th at the dungeon in oshawa which is gunna be a siick metal show. and were also playing feb.9th in newcastle another sick fuckin metal show msg us on myspace for more info
www.myspace.com/baptismbyfiremetal

keep it metal yo

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Lawndarts
Lawndarts wrote to baptismbyfiremetal Jan 13/08
Sup yo? I see you're down with tacos... awesome. We should hook some up sometime? Keep it metal. Love, PST from Est Lawndartos.

PS, myself, the bassist, I moved to Oshawa about 2 weeks ago. I'm gunna be here for like 4 months. If you know of any good shows, lemme know and we can eff some kids up in the pit haha. Anywho, later

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abstractionist
abstractionist wrote Nov 03/07
its taco time, yo

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Lawndarts
Lawndarts wrote to abstractionist Oct 25/07
Heya; Thanks for the addy. I hear good things about you (though I didn't get to stay on Sunday :( ), we should go get tacos sometime perhaps. It'd be delicious and totally awesome! Anywho, later! PST//EstL

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Lawndarts wrote to finalfall Sep 13/07
Getting kicked in the balls DOES in fact suck. However, we do suggest that you try bologna sandwiches befor a set. We find that cheese makes you gassy and thus, less movement on stage. No spin or shin kicks can be done to thier full extent, and if you can't pull off simple shin kicks then what's the point of being alive?! Am I right??

Also, Arch Enemy is playing Harpos the first Friday of October, with Municipal Waste. It shall be epic

Love,
Stick//Est Lawndartos

PS, I expecting moshing and circle pits out of all of you at the C Pickle Show. We'll do the same for you guys in return

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Lawndarts wrote Jun 08/07
TPS hereThanks alot for the comment, guess someone understands the humour behind A'cappella Death Metal and dosn't just frown as if they're better thanBut, Est Lawndartos will be playing most of our upcoming shows (for alittle bit at least). They're a cover band of us, but use instruments to make sort of thrashy versions of our songs... catchy stuffAnyways, peace out. Check out new recordings coming soonTPS//LAWNDARTS
Michelle Paton wrote:i saw you guys February 1st at The Chubby Pickle.gotta say you guys were crazy stuff,but still overall good.

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