Est Lawndartos

Est Lawndartos was formed by 4 creatures that wanted to get the word out of the greatest band of the world. This band was known as The Lawndarts

The Lawndarts are the world's only a'cappella death metal band. The band consisted of the following people...

CANNIBALLUS SLASHEROUS
Sinister Devil Grunts

tOXiC pIXIE sTICK
Technically Superb Air Bassist

BITESIZE MCGRAW
Very Narcistic 10 Stringer

MARK WILLFUCKINKILLYOU (aka fillyou (for the ladies))
Beats of Nudity


Very few people can comprehend the shear awesomeness that is a'cappella death metal. It's both comedic as it is full of style. Most will hate it because their ideas of music are bleak and narrow minded, but those few who choose to embrace it understand the joys that music can bring to people. Brutal music in a lighthearted context; dark comedy; all the like can be enjoyed

Est Lawndartos was formed by four people that understood a'cappella death metal, but instead choose to direct it towards the narrow minded in an attempt to help people understand. They play all of the tunes of the Lawndarts, but with sounds that are not made via vocal chords and air instruments. Instead, they use "real" instruments. They play thrash versions of all of the songs; same lyrics, same structure, different media. The four people that choose to create this music go by the following names

CANNIBOLOS SLASHEROS
Vocals, Guitar

PIXOS STICKOS TOXITICOS
Bass, Backup Vocals

BITMINIDOS
Is no longer in the band. He died from super aids... and tigers... gay tigers, from which is was given the super aids

CARLOS WILLFUCKINKILLYOU
Drums


Their live set is fully choreographed and all of their songs are under two minutes in order to keep high energy and fresh tunes. All of the lyrics of the songs consist solely of the titles of the songs. In this manner, all crowds can learn and sing along to songs the first time they hear them.

Est Lawndartos prides the stage show they create. High energy, humour, sing a longs, crowd participation, costumes, and at the very least, ENTERTAINMENT. A live show of just music is boring; live music is about a complete package

The Lawndarts shall live on as the greatest band of all time...
Est Lawndartos is just the mainstream vessel in which they travel