Lothian

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THE LOTHIAN STORY.
As if by fate, we were all aboard flight 666 on february 9th, 2005, on our way to what we thought was a sweet Fucking vacation, when to our suprise, the flight was taken over by evil...fuckin....terrorists. At first they were incredibly talented at hiding their real identities, but their terrorist stomach had to be fed. They were nice....alittle too nice. We knew something was up. So the four of us, uknown to eachother at the time, somehow connected using our uknown telepathic abilities, and devized a plan to save flight 666 from its terroristic doom. Codenames "Operation Lothian". As time went by the terrorists started killing off the passengers 1 by 1. There were a total of 17 casualties, out of 23. At around 1800 hours, sweat rolled down our faces as we waited to be the next victims, but oh no terrorists, we werent your usually passengers, it was time to execute "Operation Lothian". Luckily, Cody, Colton, Taylor, and Nigel were the only passengers left, so they only had to save themselves. Through operation Lotian, the 4 heroes formed extreme bonds. The friendships created were invincible. You couldn't break these with a raw piece of moose ass, frozen in the alps of Mt. Getisbitchsomfood. The terrorists were obliterated. Through sheer belief in OURSELVES, we expeled the evil from earth. One more obstacle remained: none of us knew how to fly a jet. As a blessing to earth from god, we were endowed with the ability to fly. As we landed in professional formation on the sandy beaches of Miami, the plane exploded in a massive display of power in the backdrop. Picture it! US! Standing there, EXTREME strengh with fire surrounding us. Japanimation music in the background. It is clear now, that we 4, are the greatest blessing from God to his people. It is our duty to spread the courage and inspiration of operaton LOTHIAN!