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Matt English
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When
I was in year ten, I would skip school to catch the bus into the city. I would
hide the contents of my schoolbag and go to a christian book store called the
'Open Book', covering two levels and a second hand section in the basement. I
would go in with my empty bag, select expensive theological volumes, and fill
my bag with several hundred dollars worth. I would then use the toilets to
remove any price tags before going downstairs to the basement where they would
buy my books for half the retail price. I did this twice a week. I figured that
if they caught me I would cry and ask for their forgiveness and as christians
they would have let me go but they never caught on. I remember one person
buying the entire Amy Grant tape collection when it had been on the shelves not
ten minutes before. I was saving for a ninja sword and bought a Ninja Turtles
Deluxe Edition Katana. The 'Open Book' went broke a year later so it worked out
well for everyone.
rotflol - you're going to hell...
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