We were formed in the heart of winter during current times. We were drawn together by the forces of half-assed Mohawk drummers. A basement was built from the ashes of Mordor. While forging in the forest of Masonville, Richard came across a spear from the wood elves, tainted by the elders of old. With it he formed a cymbal stand of which the likes had never been seen before. It was the corner stone for something that no one would have predicted. A tsunami of asian bukkake! Alex Gordon arranged this gang bang of EPIC proportions--this was no meat and potatoes gang bang! It involved people of all races and a select few animals such as the chinchilla. Meanwhile half way around the world in Croatia, an infant was born. His mane was much to long and it couldn't be contained, so he was excommunicated from his homeland. There was only one place butt-fuck crazy enough to have such long haired Croatians... OAKRIDGE! He was then forced to conform to Jesus Christ at a glorious school, where he would meet the greatest Amish vagabond of all time. An Amish who followed all the teachings of Jesus and disobeyed no one. Josh Maes. Josh Maes was a country boy who was corrupted by the now tainted hair of Goran Mamika. It led him astray. Goran's hair had a large electric charge which sent him into a coma. Since Goran had done so many drugs, he was sent into a state of complete tranquillity during which he then picked up a guitar. A clash of tetonics plates brought everyone together for the earthquake sent everybody into a frenzy and all 4 of these hooligans tried to loot the only placewhere you can find rare items with magical properties. K-Mart! Immediatly after gazing into the eyes of Josh everyone knew it was love. His bloodshot eyes are captivating so they made beautiful music together for all the world to enjoy for ages to cum.
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