Dead Since Friday is a pop/rock/grunge quintet from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvainia. Formed in June of 2006, Dead Since Friday has graced the world with it's amazing musical skills, including their own unique take on the Nirvana classic "Smells Like Teen Spirit", and a collection of their own material that other bands would, and have, died for. Dead Since Friday has no current employer, which means they can tour anytime. Additionally, Dead Since Friday has no record deal, which means you can pirate all their songs as much as you want.
Dead Since Friday makes all it's money by selling locks of their hair, trashed equipment, and Judd's limbs. They are also currently in talks with Satan about the rights to their souls. In the future, Dead Since Friday plans to create bedsheets, lunch boxes, and bongs, all embroidered with the band's name.
Dead Since Friday honors it's musical influences by blatantly copying them every chance they get. And although the group labels themselves as 'alternative' and 'grunge', they in no way want to shun fame in search of a loyal audience who enjoys their music. They want to become rich and famous with thousands of ditzy teenybopper fans who have no idea what the drummer's name is...its matt...just so you know.
Soon, big buisness will be using our name and image to push their products. Soon, we will be at your front door, waiting for you to turn out the lights. Soon, we will be selling out Madison Square Garden, and then not showing up just to make you all mad. Soon, we'll be even more famous then Lennon, Hendrix, or Jon Bon Jovi. Soon, Matt will be stealing your car, possibly tonight, keep a close eye on it. Soon, we will be performing note-for-note covers of "Freebird" at benefit concerts to stop global warming with all our celebrity friends. And you will like it.
-Dead Since Friday-
