It was a Red Moon back in 1975, an alien spaceship crash-landed in a field outside of Johannesburg. A small blob of goo was ejected from the foreign inter-stellar vehicle and splashed against the belly-button of a beautiful young South African woman. She didn't shower that night as she was considering becoming a hippy.
A few decades later (super-slow gestation period for this particular type of alien) GARVIES was born into the ocean where he lived on fish & seaweed until his teenage years. One very bright sunny morning he was seen by an elderly man with a cane walking his dog on the beach, emerging from the rocky shore-break on The Bluff with nothing but a shitty warped Spanish guitar with some goo on it.
He was later reported seen skateboarding the mountainous downhills of the N2; various sightings in J-Bay & some in Hermanus. There were rumors he was seen playing bass in & around Cape Town. There were reported sightings in London & Newquay (England) in the late 1990's and more recently in Toronto & Vancouver, Canada.
Lord only knows how he ended up in Kitchener!
Band Members
Darin J. Collins
Dan Bowey
life is too damn good!
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