Sometime in history there was to be a band that kicked so much ass, they were praised as gods. We are not that band, but we get told by our drunk friends that we are.
Brady was born from the greek god Zeus, as a lightning bolt. He then took his amazing powers of thunder and transferred them to guitar and singing. Alex was born in a river, and raised by wolves. He then took his wolf tusks and used them to shred the guitar until it lit on fire. Graham was summoned by the gods to fight Hitler in world war two. Hitler really died from Graham kicking ass with his heart stopping bass riffs. Travis is a drummer, he doesn't matter. He was born like any other kid, just a crap ton more talented.
Band Members
Brady Schummer - Vocals, Guitar
Alex Boudreau - Guitar
Graham Jokic - Bass
Travis Pearce - Drums