Hey we're Menstruation Inc.
Yeah, i know, our name is offensive. Well fuck you. So's our music. So's our lifestyle. Get used to it because we're here for good.
The band started as a joke. We made shitty yet hillarious recordings in Jordan Barillaro's (rythym guitarists) basement, and surprisingly enough, they sold.
We DIY-produced two albums, Greatest Shits and Yellow Water, and made around $300, all of which was split between Jordan and Matt Conti (lead guitarist) for recording and copyright expenses. This made Dannay Vosburgh (bass) very angry, and he bitched for years.
At the time, we didnt have a permanent drummer, so a fat italian who looks like a retarded inuit was playing for us. He was followed by an irishman who tries to hide it and a death metal faggot with more bank than brains. We finally found Anthony Whos Last Name I Forget But It's Something Italian who is quite the prodigy and now Danny's the only man in the band who isnt Italian.
We've played two house party gigs, one of which ended in a riot that got us kicked out and roaming around beaconsfield, the other which was played before 20 girls and a fucking paranoid mom.
Thats us, bitch. Deal with it.
Band Members
Matthew Conti: Lead Guitar and Linguini Consumption.
Jordan Barillaro: Rythym Guitar, Vocals and Crack-Smoking.
Dannay Vosburgh: Bass and Ridiculous Anarchist Theories.
Anthony Pulcini: Drums and Mental Retardation.
