The Canned Goods

During ancient time, in a land called Rocktopia, there was war between the Lords of Bullshit Pop and Increasingly Dull Alternative Music. This consequently caused much pain to both the souls and ears of the inhabitants of Rocktopia. But amidst the suffering, there shone a beautiful light. A light that glimmered with the sparkle of originality, creativity and above all, THE AWESOME POWER OF INDEPENDENT GARAGE/ROCK/SOUL/BLUES/PUNK/PROG WITH A LITTLE BIT OF R&B AND FUNK. This light was called The Canned Goods. A true example of how a whole can be greater than the sum of it's parts. Together, Lexi, Benny, Jimmy, and Louie cut through the crap-ness of Rocktopia's current circumstance and liberated it's inhabitants from there tired and weary state with their brilliant musical powers. And they are, to this day, the rulers of Rocktopia and it's people. Well, actually we're four 13-15 year olds from Guelph who threw a few chords together...